I'm a redneck woman with a warped sense of humor. I smell like vanilla, eat black pepper on cantaloupe, slam doors when I’m angry, drive with one foot in the seat and laugh as often as possible. I fly by the seat of my pants and take no prisoners. I’m a piece of cake, an open book, a walking contradiction and constantly under construction. Welcome to my world!
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