In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort. (Gandalf) "I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it's very difficult to find anyone." (Bilbo) "I should think so in these parts! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for adventures. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!" "The Hobbit" J.R.R. Tolkien