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A love poem...from my cat's point of view! |
| My dear sweet slope-tackler, a joy to watch sliding down the mountain. I leap for joy and attack the TV as you make your run. I may bat at your image on the screen, but I only do it for love. You have such a cuddly face that I pine to milk tread. Will you ever take me to the mountains so we can play in the snow, or will I be left to jump, to hug you through the TV? My daddy and sissy don't understand why I leap at your face, my paws clapping the screen. I just want you to hold me, pet me. Won't you take me in your cuddly arms used for grappling ski poles? I'll console you if you come home without a single medal. May my purrs melt the disappointment away. May I have a chance to nap on your skis. I just pine for the day when we meet beyond my futile leaps at the TV. Author's note: Please rate one star, as it is for a bad poetry contest. |