Train:........

Many people say they get their best ideas while sat on a train. I however, do not.

                                            The Train:
    Many People Say They Get Their Best Ideas Whilst Sat on a Train. I However,
                                                      Do Not.
       
      Gloom doom, doom and gloom, grey and green the odd sheep inbetween
                                Squeak squeak! Oh do shut up please!
                                            What an awful breeze!
                                              (Shut the windows!)
                                            We'll catch a disease!
                                  (Either that or we'll damn well freeze).

              Oh for God's sake! Need we go this slowly?! Oh what is the point,
                                              I could have walked!
                                                      (If only)
                          And now we have stopped, completely stopped!
                                          In the middle of nowhere!
                                              (Oh! The despair!)

                          Now someone quite near me is being very loud,
                                              And putting me off
                                        (This should not be allowed!)
                              My brain is melting! My brain is like stew!
                                    My headphones go on, I give up!
                                                      (phew!)