Hilly Chile or Voo-Doo Willy

Don't eat the Chille in this village in Chili, whenever she's around.

High upon a mount in Chile where spirits soar so wild
Lived a woman toothless there - who trained a little child
To cast a cursed spell upon an angry tourist's head
Causing him to dance instep with a chicken painted red!


The man he danced until he fell into a sewage pit
The chicken ran to start a band and tried a brand new skit
All the folkses turned up their noses at the unlucky guy's situation
He was a stinker, a heavy drinker and the worst they've seen in the nation!


So if you see a toothless wench with blackness in her heart
Remember the chilli she does create won't just make you fart!
For she has a child, who's gone wild, with voo-doo incantations
Don't be the twit who stepped in shit, from curious fascination! 



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