Peru

"Hey you, you finding it ok?"

"Well, I've got to say, its a bit of a culture shock."

"What? your a llama?"

"Listen, Donkey or what ever your name is. I'm from Surrey and proud of it. I was happily in my field, next thing I know woke up here."

"Where's that ?"

"Enland, Surrey! Good grief you are rather lacking in cultural education. You asses are all the same!"

"EEEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!"

"You may well say that, I couldn't possibly comment!"