Valentine's Day? No way!

The Bard's Hall Contest, February entry. "Slam Cupid" Bad Poetry Month

Stupid Cupid
You little diaper wearing sniper
I despise your poison darts and candy hearts
Your flowers stink, O'Pink Smelly Belly
Don't waste your time inscribing, "Be Mine"
Turn around, Baby-clown
Quickly flee and pass on by me
Go elsewhere and forever stay away
There's no love from thee, you tedious bully
Only con jobs offered with years of tears
No thanks to your hurtful pranks
Save your tons of bon-bons
Putrid Cupid

line count 13
free verse with internal rhyme