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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #2313753
another trip down the rabbit hole...
#1066790 added March 25, 2024 at 11:36pm
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G1. “I Love my Love with an H”
Harry went to highschool at Hamilton highschool. At Hamilton highschool home games Harry held his horn high. He loved Hamilton highschool. Harry played a brass horn in a brass band.

Harry had band right after Hamilton highschool home economics. Harry loved home economics because it's where he learned to cook ham.

One day Harry ate his ham in home economics and went to band. Harry played his horn and ham got stuck in a valve. Harry was forced to get the valve on his horn unstuck with a hammer. The trouble is that Harry knew better than to try to get ham out of his horn with a hammer.

Harry used his hammer on his horn and finally knocked the ham free with his hammer. Harry's Hamilton highschoolband teacher Henderson glared at him.

"Harry how could you hit your horn with a hammer?" Henderson howled.

"Mr. Henderson ham from my Hamilton highschool home economics got stuck in a valve. I had to hit my horn with a hammer to get the ham out."

Henderson asked, "WHy are you in Hamilton highschool home economics anyway. I thought you loved your horn ."

"Mr. Henderson , I love ham and cooking it is the final exam for Hamilton highschool home economics."

"But you need your horn for Hamilton highschool home games, and now your horn has been hammered flat by your hammer. What will you play at the home games? A harmonica?"

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