Evolution of Love 2

Women's Day

A BIT OF HUMOUR - DEDICATED TO THE WOMEN'S DAY.....🤩

(Though to be Honest - Which Day is NOT Women's Day ! ).......

WOMEN - From those who know (or profess they do.....)

1. " Women and Cats will do as They Please, and men and Dogs should relax and get used to the idea......" - Robert Heinlein

2. " There are no Good Girls gone wrong - just Bad girls Found out...." - Mae West

3. " Here's all you have to know about men and Women: Women are crazy, men are Stupid. And the main reason Women are crazy is that men are Stupid...." - George Carley

4. " As usual, there is a GREAT Woman behind every Idiot....." - John Lennon

And the COUNTERPOINTS

1. " Being a Woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men......." - Joseph Conrad

2. " Why does a Woman work ten years to change a man, then complain that he's not the man She married?....." - Barbara Streisand

And the ULTIMATE.....

" Yes, we praise Women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every Stunning, Smart, Well-Coiffed, Beautiful woman over 40, there is a BALD, PAUNCHY Relic in Yellow Pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. LADIES, I APOLOGIZE.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an UPDATE for you. Nowadays 80% of Women are against marriage. Why? Because Women realize IT IS NOT WORTH buying an entire PIG just to get a little sausage !......." - Andy Rooney

WHAT ABOUT THAT ?.......