HOCD...Fact or Fiction

Little John/Joan comes from a moderately wealthy family in the bible belt.

Mom and Dad are worried about their behaviour. Not dating yet, mood swings and snaps at them whenever they mention it.

Then one day, little J/J breaks down and admits he/she is gay.

"Oh, no you're not. No child of mine is going to be gay...call the doctor.”

Little J/J gets referred to a prominent psychiatrist who, seeing as how Mr and Mrs J/J want it so badly, that they are willing to pay for a cure, writes a paper describing HOCD and its symptoms. He then goes about curing those who suffer from this evil affliction.

And at $300 an hour, he can now afford his new in-ground pool and his young Mistress's new boobs.