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Diary of a Middle-aged Woman

by Victoria

Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #1206540

Middle-Age Spread is NOT a Condiment!

This is my second attempt at keeping a daily blog. I'm hoping I will be able to enter something everyday, just to keep my creative juices flowing. I plan on writing about my day, and infusing it with my "quirky" way of viewing things. If you read my blog for a few days, you'll see what I'm talking about. I'm in my fifties and see things slightly different than mainstream. Hopefully you will enjoy what you read, and maybe even get a laugh or two along the way.

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

LOT

Mar 23, 2014 at 1:44pm
In response to "I'm Back! I think"

I understand exactly what you mean! Fellow writers are the only ones who truly get that it is in your blood! Love your blog.

1 Like

Nada

Oct 5, 2007 at 11:37am
In response to "My Intuition - Why Don't I Listen to It?"

Like you, I tend to take their word for it...BIG mistake. Sorry you have to hang out in the greasy place!

Nada

Oct 2, 2007 at 10:59am
In response to "How Do I Love Thee?"

LOL, it is a darn good list, and I agree, boiling it down to one sentence might be advisable. It is a good one to come back to when you ned to remember.

Nada

Oct 1, 2007 at 10:01am
In response to "My Car and The Garage Door (Or The One-Two Punch Part Two)"

I see Murphy is in your neck of the woods. So sorry to hear this. Be on the lookout.

SouthernDiva

Sep 30, 2007 at 2:01pm
In response to "Bleach, A Carpet & Me (Or the One-Two Punch, Part One)"

Look at the bright side...... You get new carpet.

Ok, ok, I'm sorry that you had an accident but maybe you'll find some humor in it later!

Nada

Sep 30, 2007 at 1:33pm
In response to "Bleach, A Carpet & Me (Or the One-Two Punch, Part One)"

You know, with the different dye lots, it's doubtful they could have replaced it anyway.

Good idea from the carpet place though.

Nada

Sep 30, 2007 at 1:30pm
In response to "FIRED!"

Wahoo, now you can collect unemployment while you write potential greeting cards. Me thinks life is good. (I read the entry where your instructor put you straight, so I know the crying part is over. I'm not that cold hearted, lol.}

Welcome back.

purtycurls

Aug 5, 2007 at 8:30am
In response to "FIRED!"

I'm sorry to hear about losing your job. I know how that feels and how it hurts. On the other hand, WELCOME BACK!!! I missed you! I firmly believe that the Universe has something much better waiting for you than your last crappy job, and once you heal from the loss, you will find it and be so much happier! Keep writing. Don't EVER give up.

SouthernDiva

Aug 5, 2007 at 7:55am
In response to "FIRED!"

Ok, when you are done "licking your wounds", pick yourself up and dust yourself off and start a new life. Sometimes when these things happen, we are devastated but it ends up opening other doors and being the best thing to happen in our life. With the cards, you know you have to have lots of "no's" before you get the "yes'es"

purtycurls

May 15, 2007 at 9:17am
In response to "Hello Everyone"

I think you're doing wonderful! I miss your blogs, but this is a season of learning and developing your skills more, and I appreciate that. Come back when you can, and know that you are missed.
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#65. The Grocery Shopping List From Hell
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#64. How Do I Love Thee?
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#62. Bleach, A Carpet & Me (Or the One-Two Punch, Part One)
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#61. 08/06/07 - Adjusting to being Unemployed
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#60. FIRED!
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#59. Hello Everyone
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#58. 04/11/07 - Hello Strangers!
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#57. 04/01/07 - What a Rotten Week!
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#56. 03/27/07 - I'm Back
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#55. 03/23/07 - My Sex-drive Drove Off!
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#54. 03/22/07 - The Heat is On!
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#53. 03/21/07 - 15 Years
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#52. 03/20/07 - It's the Hair Talking - Not Me
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#51. 03/19/07 - My Supermarket Stalker
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#50. 03/20/07 - My Writing Buddy
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#49. 03/18/07 - The Little White Pill
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#48. 03/17/07 - What Will My Supermarket Think?
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#47. 03/16/07 - Conversations with My Family
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#46. 03/15/07 - Graduates of Hillbilly U
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#45. 03/14/07 - "Roll"-ing Right Along
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#44. 03/13/07 - Jelly Bean Binge
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#43. 03/12/07 - Ode To My Crockpot
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#42. 03/12/07 - Mall Hawkers
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#41. 03/11/07 - Former Trekkie
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#40. 03/09/2007 - Where are the Fashion Police?
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#39. 03/07/07 - Future 'Crazy Cat Lady'
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#38. 03/06/07 - The Wind - Beneath My Wings Only Please!
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#37. 03/04/07 - I Drive Like a Man
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#36. 03/03/07 - Fish Out of Water
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#35. 03/02/07- Shopping At The Mall
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#34. 03/01/07 - Things I Hate
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#33. 02/26/07 - The Results are In!
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#32. 02/26/07 - What Happened to Men?
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#31. 02/25/07 - Taxes - UGH!
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#30. 02/23/07 - I Don't Care!
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#29. 02/21/07 - Fasnacht Day - Part 2
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#28. 02/20/07 - Fasnacht Day!
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#27. 02/19/07 - My 'Tween
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#26. 02/18/07 - While Channel Surfing . . .
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#25. 02/17/07 - I Called the Doctor
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#24. 02/16/07 - Another Thing I Would Never Ask My Husband to Do!
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#23. 02/15/07 - Snow Day!
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#22. 02/14/07 - Happy Valentine's Day!
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#21. 02/13/07 - Where's My Memory?
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#20. 02/11/07 - My Husband's Laundry & Other Chores
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#19. 02/10/07 - The Drill Nazi
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#18. 02/09/07 - My Driving
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#17. 02/08/07 - What's for Dinner?
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#16. 02/07/07 - Class Reumion
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#15. 02/06/07 - My Writing
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#14. 02/05/07 - I'm Glad It's Over!!
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#13. 02/04/07 - My Refrigerator Died - Part II
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#12. 02/03/07 - My Refrigerator Died!
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#11. 02/02/07 - Groundhog Day!
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#10. 02/01/07 - LATE!!
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#9. 01/31/07 - I found Out I am Not Cool - A List
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#8. 01/30/07 - Things I NEVER Ask My Husband To Do!
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#7. 01/29/07 - SNOW!
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#6. 01/28/07 - Call Rent a Wife!
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#5. 01/26/2007 - Here comes the weekend!
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#4. 01/25/07 - Nothing to say - for once!
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#3. 01/24/2007 - You are always on my mind!
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#2. 01/23/07 - It's Only Tuesday!!!
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#1. 01/22/07 - I need an attitude adjustment!
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