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The Terrible Two's
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Even The Terrible Two's Will Be Missed For Childhood Flies By.
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Granny used her mouth to harm others often, then it went went up in flames.
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Mrs. Sugar Snow and the Ice Pixies
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When Love Grows Cold the Ice Pixies Send In Mrs. Sugar Snow!
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Plain Jane Gets Dragged To A Club
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Glad I'm Plain Jane And Not Someone's Plastic Bag.
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CRAZY FOR EWE- by MOOdonna
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I've never had goat milk quite like this, is that Brand new?
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Cup Of Joe
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I Don't Do Mornings....Well not gracefully.
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Daddy was working nights when someone tried to break in.
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My Love Is Like A Long-Stemmed Rose
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Funny love-hate poem
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Historical figures really come to life at home school!
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Morning Gloria !
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Senior Gals Gossip And Eat At Betty's Diner >
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Achoo!
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Don't You Hate Catching Cold?
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Princess Aixelsyd
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Dyslexia and how it feels to have it.
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The Mysterious Lump
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A Mysterious Lump in My Cheek ended in Embarrassment in the E.R.
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We inherited a very unusual little white chihuahua and he brought us a sick kind of joy.
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In Memory of Sean Connery, the Original & Best James Bond
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Grandma and Luna Have A Silly Tea Party
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Daisy The Dog's Stolen Birthday Cake
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Dogs Love Sweets.Poor Old Daisy Was No Exception.
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Macabre Kebob
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Scary Things Happen When You Eat Too Much Goat Meat
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The Black Creature in My Lagoon
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Our aquarium became a house of horrors
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My Muse Porky Pig
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A Poem With No End In Sight Is Saved By Porky Pig
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Sows Ears To Silk Purses
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We poor folks are tough cookies!!!
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Look at this Stuff? Isn't It Neat?
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Reaction to DISNEY's Cancel Culture and their butchering the Little Mermaid.
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Trump: How to Ride a Bike
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Trump: How to Ride a Bike
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SHE DOES CARE ABOUT BIGFOOT!
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PELOSI's RESPONSE TO MY REQUEST FOR AID MONEY FOR MY GILBERT PA BIGFOOT SOCIETY
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Gilbert PA Bigfoot Society
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A letter to Pelosi requesting aid money to help the hard-pressed Bigfoot in Gilbert PA.
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Cinco De Mayo: Should Americans Care?
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Examining True History of Mexico, and it's grudge against America
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POYNTER Fact-Checkers Total Nazi Farce
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Poynter fact-checker propagandist group uses the wisdom of the ages- Teenagers
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BYE Bipartisan
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Bye-Bipartisan. Don't let the door hit you in the rump
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P.B. McScoot's Cousin Comes For A Visit
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P.B. McScoot's Cousin, Rachel Dogezal, comes to couch surf at PB's house.
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The Tales of P.B. McScoots
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An Epic Journey of Canine Wokeness and Hope:
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Frankenpizza
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When ordering pizza turns scary...
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Get This Laundry Started
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Parody of PINK's Get THis Party Started
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COVID and Dr SEUSS
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I will not wear your poolnoodle hat , I will not become a demtard prat
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Trumps Night Before Christmas
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Crazy Dem Elves, Hillary the Christmas Troll, nothing can stopTrumpy Claus!
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26 Flights on the LOLITA EXPRESS
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Slick Willy Clinton's Travels and Exploits with Jeffrey Epstein on the Lolita Express
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LYRICS
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Gruba Swinia Szczenię Polka
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I wrote a polka song about my little dog Freddy who loves to eat,especially Polish food.
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SLANG for USE BY FED-UP CONSERVATIVES
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Oppressed by liberals?...Here's your new SLANG terms to get even...
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COLUMN
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The Trouble With Ants
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Ants: They Outnumber Us a Million to One, But I Like A Challenge
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ARTICLE
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You Know You Moved From NJ to PA If:
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My experiences after living in NJ and moving to PA over 15 years ago
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MickeyMousekawitzaPocah ontaSchnitzelWop
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When people ask me,"What are you?", I just tell them this...
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Wicked, Wicked Little Things
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Oh the freedom of eyeballing things!
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MONOLOGUE
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CELL PHONE JUNKIE
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Are cell phones really necessary?
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TwileezeXR
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Addicted to Twilight Movies? Try TwileezeXR!
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Wisdom Teeth
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The Wise Tooth Bites the Foolish Tongue.
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Bond Girl
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A Worthy Opponent, But James Always Wins!
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GARLIC
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1588403
Garlic, How do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways....
Created:
Aug 5th, 2009
Modified:
Jun 30th, 2018
Size:
1.52 KB
Genres:
Food/Cooking
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Comedy
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Health
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Yard "Sailing"
Rated:
13+
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Comedy
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#
1577872
Like plunder-crazed pirate wenches some ladies can't resist a yard "sail"
Created:
Jul 3rd, 2009
Modified:
Feb 19th, 2010
Size:
0.97 KB
Genres:
Comedy
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Family
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Experience
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